After years in secret development, today we proudly announce our new direction for the company: Trillian for Dogs!
During our research two years ago, we noticed that the future trend of the web is not IMs, mobile devices, web services or social networks. Instead, we discovered that dogs will be an important driving force of Web 3.0. As we prefer our strategies not to be followed or copied by our competition, Trillian for Dogs has been in secret development for the last couple years, while we used Trillian Astra as our decoy to confuse the media and rivals!
While the target market of the new product is dogs, we display some human-readable messages just in case the owners want to make sure that no illegal music downloads or questionable media viewing is occuring.
In the main screen of Trillian for Dogs, you can see the My Dogs Contact List. It lists all the dogs that your dog is interested in. Your dog can send barks, sniffs or any gestures to other dogs, by simply entering the command using the webcam.
You can also talk to your dog(s) remotely using our special Instant Dog Messages. This patented technology can translate dog language into the human language of your choice (e.g. English, Chinese, Spanish). Dogs all over the world can now easily tell their owners when they are in need! What’s more, Trillian allows your dog to use most of the standard IM functions, from voice chat to emoticons.
Last but not least, instant messaging is not complete without real-time alerts and notifications that keep you up-to-date. The news feed system lets you monitor your canine’s every move and action.
We hope you enjoy this latest release of Trillian! We totally outdid ourselves by releasing 3 releases within 4 days! To ensure the quality of the product is as good as our other releases, Trillian for Dogs is rigorously tested by dogs worldwide, including the dogs of our fellow developers.
You can download this latest build from the alpha test signup email. The link is encoded using dog language, so you will need help from your dog to find it! Enjoy!